neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via succeeding)

taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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beefysquirrelz:

sexual orientation: please

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parkingstrange:

real-gifs:

au8:

I was just reading AOL is announcing “a new way to connect with each other” in a couple days and I THINK AIM MIGHT BE COMING BACK AS AN APP! What do YOU think?

I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT AND AIM WILL BE BACK

poor little guy is finally making a comeback he’s so happy.

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

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comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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